Would be way too easy to scoff at those who dismiss cryptids as imaginary, but who also wholeheartedly buy right into the whole organized religion extravaganza.
Sterling? That’s one of those initial thoughts that engenders a knee-jerk ‘yeah! ha-ha’ response, but upon reflection is actually a pretty darn good idea.Also, having termites is still way better than having crotch crickets. Those are icky!
… or, they could change the team name to ‘The Enlarged Prostates’. Might not scare the opponents NOW, but they will achieve total understanding in 50 or so years.
Do not underestimate Mrs. Olsen, Young Grasshopper!