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1. 5 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Phoebe’s poor feet! Moon dust is amazingly abrasive, since it doesn’t get worn down by winds and waves.

2. 6 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   “You” is also plural. In fact, singular they predates singular you.

   Unless thou dost talk like this, shut thy trap.

3. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Yay, I’m all caught up!

   … Oh no, I’m all caught up, what will I do now!?

4. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   the 5-7-5 thing is actually wrong, and there’s a lot more to haiku than just being a certain length anyway. It’s basically just English speakers pretending they’re able to do something they’re not

5. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   They should play Kill Doctor Lucky. Then Marigold would definitely not want to be the center of attention.

6. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Blaart.

7. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Or he’s just experiencing that thing where sometimes people are too close to have an honest discussion about feelings. I mean, there were definitely things growing up I talked to my aunt or uncle to because it was kind of embarrassing and I trusted them not to tell my parents unless it was safety-critical. My cousin’s did the same with my parents. Voltina could absolutely fill that role.

8. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Yeah, but your a pretty cool weird dweeb who is fun to be around.

9. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Didn’t that show already end?

10. 7 months ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

    I highly doubt she scheduled with a fraud.