1) Get ready officer, Fingers should hit the ground any second now!
2) OK I’ll go, my rear end was getting soaked anyway!
3) Great, now Bozo has to place that 500-pound weight in another crate!
Yes.
Garfield takes the “Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes” approach.
Her favorite recipe is Trash Can Casserole.
“Don’t Tell Mom, The Babysitter’s Asleep” didn’t work well with the focus groups.
There’s gotta be a point where Snoopy can “blap” Molly and “put(her)away”, right?
1) Here you go, Carlton. Keep up the good work!
2) Bozo’s got a big skyscraper job to get to!
3) You’ve heard of a fair catch? This is a fowl catch!
And apparently Heathcliff’s smile is making the other lady go blind.
Can we see if Molly goes “Thong” when she’s hit?
1) Good plan, but Bozo didn’t consider that the tree is rooted in place.
2) Bozo knows that to make a deal, you sometimes need to get right in their face.
3) Bozo mails his letter than saves on an extra fare.
1) Get ready officer, Fingers should hit the ground any second now!
2) OK I’ll go, my rear end was getting soaked anyway!
3) Great, now Bozo has to place that 500-pound weight in another crate!