That’s how most college campuses operate—you’re supposed to call campus security for emergencies. Many campuses have EMTs on site as well.
Dun, dun, DUN!
An emeritus in good standing, perhaps…
He might want to be that clown who gets shot out of a canon…
They’ll be putting the proverbial foot down, unless Frank has (secretly) always wanted to join the circus. After that parachute stint, who knows?
Hope springs eternal…
Well, Lu, you’re thanking her for taking your order…regardless of the cost of your drink (the cost of the drink is a “you” problem…you knew the cost and you chose to order it).
Dumb and Dumber…
e.g., Jeff Bezos…
C’mon, Lu, just tell them that their scheme is lame!
That’s how most college campuses operate—you’re supposed to call campus security for emergencies. Many campuses have EMTs on site as well.