My two cats sit on my lap and purr while I trim their nails…front and back! Of course they weren’t always that way, but they are now and it makes life a lot easier.
Yes, they are annoying! I get those surveys from the doctor’s office, the optometrist,, the hospital, and now from the auto dealer where I got my car serviced. I don’t answer them anymore, I just click the delete button.
I like the way you think! ;-)