When I adopted my dog Watson, I was told he was a pointer/beagle mix. Never saw him point at a thing. A DNA test revealed he was border collie/beagle mix. That explained why he chased my other dog by biting at her hocks.
I accidentally ate maggots when they got into the saltines. They don’t taste very good.
One of my cats gets the zoomies. Sometimes I hear him galloping through the house in the middle of the night.
Mothers also remember the things they wish they had done better. Hopefully the kids show them the things they did right.
For casual Friday, I wore a certain tee-shirt ironically, but no one realized the irony.
You can wear whatever at Walmart.
Rabbits chewed up some coneflower in my garden. Why don’t they eat the creeping Charlie?!?
How come they don’t make kibble for people?
All my bad falls have involved pets.
When I adopted my dog Watson, I was told he was a pointer/beagle mix. Never saw him point at a thing. A DNA test revealed he was border collie/beagle mix. That explained why he chased my other dog by biting at her hocks.