Recent Comments

1. about 21 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

   Proof that there are none so blind as those who refuse to see.

   Did you know that Trump raised money with a lottery? The top prize was dinner at the White House with the President.

   Not one person ever won. Not one.

   He despises his followers.

2. 2 days ago on Brewster Rockit

   Schrödinger’s Media

   If it’s against Trump the media is a pack of liars but if the MAGoos like the story the media is the bastion of democracy.

3. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I like “a few letters short of a keyboard.” But I’ll stick with “doesn’t have both oars in the water.”

4. 3 days ago on Loose Parts

   It’s always strange to me that you can freeze bread/bagels but if you put them in the fridge they go stale.

5. 3 days ago on JumpStart

   True story.

   It’s a nice sunny day and the driver has the top down on his red Porsche. He’s fit and tanned, about 50. As I walk behind his car I notice that the halo headrest perfectly surrounds his small bald spot. Guy spent $100,000 to roast himself.

6. 3 days ago on C'est la Vie

   First, I said “I was in an apartment” not that I had rented the place myself. Since I said that “I never got the full story” it should be obvious that I wasn’t there for a long time.

   Second, not every apartment building is a tenement. There are plenty of buildings with doormen, marble lobbies, and 12 foot ceilings.

7. 4 days ago on C'est la Vie

   True story. I was in an apartment where the bottom of the kitchen cabinet was eight feet off the ground. I am six feet tall and I could barely reach the lowest shelf. I never got the full story, but I assume it was the owner beign a jerkwad.

8. 9 days ago on Last Kiss

   Feel better.

9. 9 days ago on Speed Bump

   The nest big thing will be a totally immersive mobile VR environment. Slip on the helmet and walk outside. Instead of the actual world you’ll get the fantasy of your choice. Your obnoxious neighbor is now a freindly gnome, and the bus is a flying carpet.

10. 9 days ago on Wondermark

    During the Vietnam War the Americans would drop literally millions of ton of bombs on the jungle. The Viet Cong dug tunnels and survived.