Ora Zella power barfing reminds me of my firstborn son, Aaron. One day when he was about one, he had just had his bottle. I was carrying him upright and facing front (I knew what to expect). He started to urps a little just as I passed the dog. The dog thought it was manna from heaven and started licking it up. Suddenly Aaron power barfed all over the dog’s head and back! The dog didn’t miss a beat and kept lapping it up. Unfortunately, the lion’s share was all over the dog, so I ended up handing Aaron off to Mom and taking the dog out back for a much-needed hosing down.
Lose the lampshade. You’re not that bright…