Recent Comments

1. 1 day ago on Moderately Confused

   Well, certainly can’t be done for false advertising. Misleading maybe

2. 1 day ago on Herman

   Yeah, but just think – 999 mothers-in-law. Yikes

3. 1 day ago on Drabble

   Scientists these days test everything to see if it’s harmful or not. So they give a mouse a kilo of salt and wonder why it dies. They then declare that salt is bad for you

4. 1 day ago on Cornered

   I hate all these rubber-neckers. They cause such a queue on the roads because their lives are so boring they need to gawk at something that happened, that may freshen up their dull existence. Too much?

5. 1 day ago on Farcus

   A friend of mine likes his steak cooked well done (yeah I know, don’t ask). When we went to France, he was told that they tend to cook their steaks less than we do in the UK, so he asked for it burnt on the outside and well done inside, thinking that would come just as he liked it. It still came what I’d call medium rare. I’m sure if you ask for your steak rare, they’d just wave it over a candle for 1 second on each side and then put it on the plate.

6. 2 days ago on Andy Capp

   I have to say, I’m not sure how I’d be if my neighbour were a drummer. Even if they’re good, it gets wearing after a while

7. 2 days ago on The Born Loser

   That’s one of the advantages of being a man. When we say “I’m not thinking of anything” you can believe us. Men have the ability to simply just stare out of a window and think of nothing. Apparently that’s something most women cannot do.

8. 2 days ago on Drabble

   I’ve never understood why breakfast in bed is considered a good thing. It’s uncomfortable to try and sit upright and you end up getting crumbs in the bed. Not something I’d want to be honest.

9. 2 days ago on Drabble

   It was called a ‘Tension sheet’ on Red Dwarf. Was just coloured red.

10. 2 days ago on Cornered

    Welcome to my work day. As fast as you clear something, more come in to replace it