"If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be reading the funnies"
Quirk that slate baby, one more time!
Just don’t call her a Black Dahlia
Please, this is a G rated cartoon
Hobbes might find a new home where he isn’t neglected
Jenny is very popular with the ladies
His name is Hercules and the horse belonged to a guy named Diomedes
She has no time, it’s all used up doing nothing
FYI, there are hundreds of dog biscuits at stake in this tournament
Doesn’t work so well when you have to write essays
It’s a rap across the knuckles for you
Quirk that slate baby, one more time!