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1. about 13 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   Just remember, this is being charged to your excerise time

2. about 13 hours ago on Bear with Me

   … not soap opera. I stayed away from them as you were afraid I would go bad with all of the negative shows.

   I watched reality with the View, Dr. Phil, Judge Judy, The People’s Court, Justice For The People with Judge Milian, C-Span.

3. 1 day ago on Crankshaft

   … by the way kids, the premier budget has not been approved. You’ll have to advance the expenses until we can pay you back.

4. 1 day ago on Bear with Me

   Molly, you’d be willing to give your dad the frying pan treatment?

5. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Hey Steph … you can plug it into a USB port.

6. 2 days ago on Bear with Me

   Cue, movies noir theme music

   Cue, BearZone monolog

7. 3 days ago on Crankshaft

   … if you need to bus your guests’ entourage to the event, we know just the right guy.

8. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Goat sold Rat’s house.

   Listed for cheap, ended in a bidding war. Goat is retiring.

9. 4 days ago on Bear with Me

   Alternate ending:

   DEAN, shaking his fist at the giant statue of Bear … you ate the whole thing. Blueberries … cake … cookies … honey … pie, even my hat and spinach.

   All you left me was the old yam. I y’am what I y’am, cuz I eat Bear’s yam.

10. 5 days ago on Wizard of Id

    Graduation ceremony at the University of Id-iots