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1. 7 days ago on Frank and Ernest

   Reminds me of my favorite Wizard of Id cartoon. Rodney had a line of new recruits. “Name?” “Baker.” “Sorry, we already have a baker. Name?” “Carpenter.” “Sorry, we already have a carpenter. Name?” “Fink.” “Sorry, we already have a king.”

2. about 1 month ago on Non Sequitur

   To make it easy, the Massachusetts State House a General Hooker entrance…

3. 3 months ago on Lio

   Back in my day we shot our hockey sticks without helmets.

4. 3 months ago on Lio

   I went to grad school on the other side of the mountains from the White Sands Missile Range. There could be some pretty interesting contrails visible on my morning run…

5. 4 months ago on Frank and Ernest

   The beekeeper was a smoke show…they used that joke on Night Court, and it would have been funnier if they hadn’t explained it.

6. 4 months ago on Shoe

   There was a mime out on the street handing out flyers for a Bastille Day party. I looked him in the eye and said, “I don’t know, I don’t speak French.” He almost laughed.

7. 4 months ago on Loose Parts

   The only alchemist that ever turned base metals into gold was Avedis Zildjian.

8. 6 months ago on Loose Parts

   I thought we were all supposed to be commuting by Segues by now…

9. 7 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   When you turn 50 you really stop caring what others think. If we could only do that at 15…

10. 7 months ago on Loose Parts

    Saw a guy at a craft show selling pins that said “1/2 Irish, 2/3 Polish.” It was a typo, but it was one of his best sellers.