Short but accurate.
There’s no delusions like delusions of grandeur. Right, Pucky?
Aaaand now he can pretend he’s a male on Themiscrya…
Shawm pretending to be a bonehead?
Bat that cactus, Goldie! Bat it!
GOALLLL!!! Cue overexcited commentator!
Elvis, are you even sure you HAVE a point in mind?
Good on ya, Aggie!
In the old days of pet ownership I woke up to that many a time. (Unless the can opener had already been used.)
Short but accurate.