Just use the cardboard box behind her dresser like a good boy.
So, every week you need to buy a new ‘improved’ tablet.
The fat from the muffin crumbs should keep the keys lubed and running smoothly.
Bring the tiny print catalog of wavers for him to sign and have notarized .
You don’t want her to ‘thong’ you on the bean or behind, Snoopy.
I’m been chided with ‘nay, nay’ in so many countries I’ve lost count. I got the intended message every time.
And if we stay, we’re aliens. Not to mention the chances are pretty good we don’t speak another language. Or understand the culture.
It’s been a long time, but might there be a comic/cartoon ink squirt about to happen? Old school fountain pens are fun.
I think of it as venturing beyond the horizon.
A more practical game of Risk.
Just use the cardboard box behind her dresser like a good boy.