Is he sure that they are both sausage rolls?
They could take turns, like Putin and Medvedev used to do.
It is really the worm that thinks for him.
Hey, don’t forget Polio. I’m investing heavily in iron lung manufacturers in eager anticipation.
By “gun”, I assume you mean his unusually big pisstol.
Maybe it’s a Finnish thing.
Our typewriters had letters, but they were taped over.
Unlike humans, cigarettes will stay reasonably fresh as long as they are kept at the proper level of humidity.
The Tesla cybertruck looks like a Transformer took a dump.
Surely Trump will be remembered as the farter of our country.
Is he sure that they are both sausage rolls?