23 asterix with sword

up2trixx Free

Recent Comments

  1. 4 days ago on Barney & Clyde

    One thing I’m thankful for: My dog is absolutely unperturbed by loud noises. Thunder, fireworks, even gun shots don’t bother her. My mother’s dog, however, is terrified of the wind.

  2. 8 days ago on Breaking Cat News

    I stopped Wordling when they started wanting me to create an account and log in before I could view my stats. Shame, I was undefeated.

  3. 9 days ago on Overboard

    Labs are bred to retrieve ducks that have been shot, not to point at pheasants.

  4. 25 days ago on Over the Hedge

    So the succotash was sufferin’?

  5. about 1 month ago on The Other Coast

    I had a bullmastiff that I fed the BARF diet, and believe me, it did not help with the… um… vapour trails

  6. about 1 month ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Oh, I make all kinds of scents… but nobody is gonna pay me to make ‘em…

  7. about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    My Olivia turns to stone when picked up. Every muscle in her body turns rigid, even if it’s only to pick her up to move her from one couch cushion to the other.

  8. about 2 months ago on Breaking Cat News

    Yes, Teddy Tarantula, there is indeed a home for you. Right under this shovel.

    Sorry, but I can’t abide spiders, and I certainly wouldn’t abode one (on purpose).

  9. about 2 months ago on Over the Hedge

    Oh come on, Vern. Everyone knows the mattress is flat! Do some research!

  10. about 2 months ago on Last Kiss

    One of the few things I retained from high school biology: Birds cannot “hold it in”. Their bodies are designed to be lightweight and when there’s poop in the “chamber” it just comes out. No point in carrying that extra weight around.

    This is why I will not let a bird sit on me.