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1. 1 day ago on Wallace the Brave

   In Brattleboro, Vermont they have an annual Strolling of the Heifers. The heifers stroll right through the middle of town. They don’t get killed, and they don’t kill any people.

2. 2 days ago on Off the Mark

   Speak for yourself.

3. 2 days ago on Bad Machinery

   ooers

   Showing surprise. Normally towards something that has the potential to be risque.

   A: “I met a girl last night.”

   B: “Ooers.”

   A: “There was none of that.”

4. 2 days ago on Bad Machinery

   Ooer

   A word to express one’s interest in something. Normally used by girls when subtly stalking hotties on the street; or when they’re shopping and find something exceptionally cute or sexy, such as clothing.

   Example one.

   Friend #1: “Check out that hottie across the street!”

   Friend #2: “Ooer!”

   Example two.

   Friend #1: “Look at this adorable Guess wallet I just found!”

   Friend #2: “Ooer, very sexy.”

5. 2 days ago on Bad Machinery

   definitions from Urban Dictionary

   Ooer

   This is the easiest and most simple way to turn any normal

   sentence into a Sexual Innuendo

   Steph: “Do you want to come and help me make some cakes?”

   Greg: “Ooer”

   Steph: “(blush) Errrmmmm No I didnt mean it like That!!!”

6. 4 days ago on Adult Children

   He’s probably a confused customer, wondering why no one seems to be working in this store.

7. 5 days ago on Wannabe

   Half-time is when the musicians take a break and some football players come out to entertain the crowd until the musicians are ready to play the second half.

8. 7 days ago on Bloom County

   He was a major character in a sequence in Bloom County, and appeared in more than one sequence in Doonesbury. Also, John Gorka mentioned him in a song about the gentrification of Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. Look up “Where the Bottles Break” on YouTube.

9. 7 days ago on One Big Happy

   Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

10. 7 days ago on Wannabe

    *Abandon all hope of fruition." -Lojong 28