Wouldn't you like to know?
And why doesn’t his wife look like Jessie?
Let him out. He’s got a date; he can’t hang around.
As far as my bladder is concerned, 3:30 is “potty” time.
The kid probably wanted to spice up his “Risk” game with some real toys.
Dad’s sitting at home blind and sad…unless he stole someone else’s orbs.
It’s not a hit song if you give the song to musicians and they hit you instead.
Clearly this librarian has survived the “Harry Potter” and “Twilight” crazes.
At least he’s got the fur and stripes for it…
Replace them with Carmen and Winslow, and you’ve got a “Prickly City” strip.
He’s channeling Mr. Frog from “Smiling Friends.” Watch your fins.
And why doesn’t his wife look like Jessie?