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Upton O'Goode Free

As I am young, strong and handsome it is no wonder women sprawl recumbent at the very sight of me. On the other hand, it could be my heart-stopping animal magnetism causing their utter surrender. Perhaps it's my massive intellect, monetary acumen or artistic talent? There are so many possibilities it's just hard to say. Tell you what, why don't y'all drop by the citadel tomorrow for a Schorschbock or two so you can see for yourselves? I believe the bartender's day off is Friday, but no matter, if he's not here the butler can attend to you. He will let me know you're here at any rate. It's no problem for me to pause work on my cancer cure for a small visit; it's not near done. Got a feeling it's going to take all weekend. ! It'll push back my interview with the pope, but if he wants to work for me as badly as it seems he'll just have to wait.

Recent Comments

  1. about 20 hours ago on Pooch Cafe

    You’re probably right. They’d cry a little, though. Hey, I’d eat them under some hard-to-imagine conditions.

  2. about 20 hours ago on Nick Anderson

    Then my work here is done. It’s time to ride slowly into the sunset.

  3. 1 day ago on Ted Rall

    I must agree with Mr Rall. While the Republicans support a criminal the Democrats are certainly not honestly democratic. We are all going to be extremely sorry if our governments, world-wide don’t quit playing ‘king of the hill’ and get on with preparing the planet for increasing temps and wild weather.

  4. 2 days ago on Nick Anderson

    ♫He’s once, twice, thirty-four times a felon♫

  5. 3 days ago on Clay Jones

    If they had played with the black kids coming up they would have been better players!

  6. 4 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    Without cat litter Poncho’s crunchy snack will be all soft!

  7. 5 days ago on Pooch Cafe

    As it is, they’re sly and very patient. They wait until you die in your BarkaLounger, THEN they eat you. Starting with the eyeballs.

  8. 8 days ago on Rob Rogers

    I just looked. He doesn’t. The cartoonist was too lazy to do an actual caricature.

  9. 10 days ago on Rob Rogers

    Rudy should be fairly easy to caricature. What happened?

  10. 10 days ago on Geech

    While lustfully undressing a woman with our eyes, some of us actually take a quick glance at the face. Hers is not a winner.