Glasbergen Cartoons by Randy Glasbergen for May 05, 2024

Look out for mal"feed"ance.

BUT…It’s totally based on your standing in the social heirarchy! If ya gotta pay for it, you go down 6 ranks!

LEGO my EGO!

But that trick NEVER works

Could care less ….just wants food!!!!!

What about actual food?

Go to a fast food restaurant and tell her how she sincerely fills you with burning lust.

The check makes you feel like a rich person.

That is why I check out the place’s website before hand. If the smallest appetizer is $$. I find somewhere else.