Lisa Benson for May 02, 2024

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    Retrac Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And there is that one that worked…

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    Valiant1943 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Plenty!

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    Radish the wordsmith  about 1 month ago

    Trump told Mike Johnson to leave the border open.

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    BB71  about 1 month ago

    The border is secure. What is everybody complaining about?

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    Niko S  about 1 month ago

    They pick up on something to lie and complain about and the border seemed a good target, ripe for the picking.

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    ncorgbl  about 1 month ago

    Yep, the bi-partisan plan that Republicans refused to vote for as directed by tRump. Every election we’ve had since 2016 has had a ‘caravan’, or invasion, or illegals poised on the bank of the Rio Grande that all suddenly (poof!) disappeared right after. Fear peddling is a conservative necessity.

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    Niko S  about 1 month ago

    Similar to the economy, price of gas, Obama not citizen, Hillary being a pedophile, Biden is senile even though Trump can’t complete a sentence or say anything sensible, and droning on and on and on about anything.

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    The Nodding Head  30 days ago

    The border and inflation. The border and inflation. The border and inflation. Lisa Benson, fount of ideas.

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    Radish the wordsmith  30 days ago

    Judge to hear claims Trump again violated gag order

    The judge overseeing Donald Trump’s trial for covering up payments to suppress details of an alleged affair will hear Thursday that the former president has again breached a gag order intended to protect trial participants.

    Its way past trump’s jail time.

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    Ontman  30 days ago

    Lisa’s MAGA shot down the best chance for a border solution.

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    Radish the wordsmith  30 days ago

    When Ted Cruz accused Trump of being behind the steady onslaught of National Enquire smears during the 2016 election, Trump replied:

    “I did not know about it, and have not, as yet, read it,” Trump claimed. “Likewise, I have nothing to do with the National Enquirer and unlike Lyin’ Ted Cruz I do not surround myself with political hacks and henchman and then pretend total innocence.”

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    charliekane  30 days ago

    GQP house kinda skipped this one.

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    Jimathai Premium Member 30 days ago

    one of the only attributes that I could understand that people liked about Don the Con was that he wasn’t a politician… fast forward to the present however and we see defendant Trump playing politics at every turn… not only is he a politician, but he is the worst kind… willing to sabotage anything and anyone if it gives him the slightest political capital. I mean the conservative architects of the bipartisan border bill were ecstatic about the concessions they got… concessions that were unthinkable before… but then … for the sake of finally having a single issue to run on Don the Con sabotages it. Your boy… Mr. “not a politician”… playing the worst kind of politics. … hilarious

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    DenO Premium Member 30 days ago

    Perfectly drawn.

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    thelordthygod666  30 days ago

    It’s simple to fix. First, remove the sanctions that Trump put on Venezuela that caused the recent surge – okay, Biden did that. Next, get the Latin American countries to completely change their economies and become less state directed and reward larger free enterprise solutions. Third, since low-cost manufacturing (the China miracle) is no longer the route to prosperity, figure out a jobs solutions that provide good wages for the less educated that hasn’t been created yet …wait a minute…maybe it’s not simple.

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    Al Fresco  30 days ago

    The bi-partisan bill was a more migrants piece of crap. HR2 was a real solution to the border problem. But Chucky Cheese Schumer refused to look at it because it was authored by Republicans.

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    braindead Premium Member 30 days ago

    Once again:

    Republicans want to CLOSE THE BORDER!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Except they don’t.

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    They have NO policy or policies they have proposed or passed (Republicans control the House). NONE.

    When Trump was elected, they proposed NO legislation.

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    Instead, they constantly scream that the border is OPEN whenever a Democrat is president, and claim it’s all under control when a Republican is president. (It’s OKAY If A Republican Does It). They do not pass, or even propose legislation. The ONLY solution they believe in, is The Wall, that they believe Mexico will pay for.

    It is again, government by bumper sticker.

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    What they DO, is to hire illegals at all levels of business, AND invoke massive amounts of H-1B visas, and other H-1 visas to import ‘legals’ who nobody tracks.

    Their analysis consists solely of tracking crimes committed by illegals and screaming that none of that would have happened without the porous border.

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    Geezer  30 days ago

    8 U.S. Code § 1325 – Improper entry by alien

    (June 27, 1952, ch. 477, title II, ch. 8, § 275, 66 Stat. 229; Pub. L. 99–639, § 2(d), Nov. 10, 1986, 100 Stat. 3542; Pub. L. 101–649, title I, § 121(b)(3), title V, § 543(b)(2), Nov. 29, 1990, 104 Stat. 4994, 5059; Pub. L. 102–232, title III, § 306©(3), Dec. 12, 1991, 105 Stat. 1752; Pub. L. 104–208, div. C, title I, § 105(a), Sept. 30, 1996, 110 Stat. 3009–556.)

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    Vidrinath Premium Member 30 days ago

    Senator Lankford (OK- GQP) had a bill that democrats would have voted for. Why didn’t you support that Lisa?

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    Ignatz Premium Member 30 days ago

    Lisa, have you considered drawing cartoons based on actual facts instead on the basis of Party, no matter how stupid your Party is?

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    Joe1962 Premium Member 30 days ago

    Fact: Biden does not need congress to close the border.

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    lawguy05  30 days ago

    The Demoncrats don’t care.

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    davidthoms1  30 days ago

    Trump doesn’t have any policy! “Make Mexico pay” lies and scare the rubes of boogey men isn’t a policy.

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    DrDon1  30 days ago

    Benson approves tRump’s “policy” which is to satisfy his self-centered ego!

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    Zuhl's Wife  30 days ago

    How’s about Donnie McDroolie rescind his order to kill their own (expletive) border bill that so-called “conservatives” have dreamed about for the last 40 years.

    Instead, sure, let’s resurrect the 1950’s “Operation Wetbuck” (Go Comics won’t let me type the actual, racist name – because it IS racist). Only THIS time we’ll do it RIGHTand with steroids. Build gigantic concentration camps for eleven million people at the border and inland, where they separate families, and issue babies to “Christian” families, Those who refuse to leave voluntarily will be sent to for-profit work camps, while the others are literally dropped off on Mexican beaches.

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    Zuhl's Wife  30 days ago

    Gee, sounds like an industrial-scale Final Solution to me. Might’s well throw in other minorities while we’re at it.

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    Zuhl's Wife  30 days ago

    Hey Lisa and your little fans, you should be really, really proud of your MAGA Mussolini. A local TV anchor for Detroit’s WJBK-TV, Roop Raj, was interviewing him on his day off from court, when Donnie McBlabber proclaimed, with authori-tye, that:

    “Venezuela was very crime-ridden. They announced the other day [a] 72 percent reduction in crime in the last year. You know why? They moved all their criminals from Venezuela right into the good old U.S.A., and Biden let them do it. It’s a disgrace.”

    Raj asked him where he got those stats, so Donnie Mumble Stumbles tried to say words and ended up speaking in Potato:

    “Uhhhhhhh, Well, I guess I sort of get them from the papers in this case. I think it’s a federal statement or, well, they’re coming actually from Venezuela. Yeah, that’s it. They’re coming from Venezuela.”

    Maybe those “papers” are supermarket moron tabloids like the National Enquirer or his pals over at OAN or Russia Today.

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    MC3D  30 days ago

    That’s obviously not Trump’s policy, since there’s papers in the folder, unless they’re blank. He never had a plan or policy for anything.

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    Zuhl's Wife  30 days ago

    In other MAGA gnus, Gary Peterson, a rabid and adoring tЯц❄p-worshipper, donor, and self-taught (um) artist, presented Droolius Caesar with a portrait of Melania, in honor of her birthday. It’ll make quite the exhibition at the MOBA gallery.

    Google it.

    Kinda like when your Freckle-Faced Shmutz-Point Siamese cat brings you a “present”.

    MOBA is a privately owned museum whose under-stated aim is “to celebrate the labor of artists whose work would be displayed and appreciated in no other forum”.

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    cracker65  30 days ago

    Trump policy. Do nothing to fix the border issue so he can run on it. If God forbid, he gets re elected, do nothing about the border issue.

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