Clay Bennett for May 01, 2024

It couldn’t happen to a better MAGAt.

Love it……they are waiting in line to show their appreciation!!!!!

Don’t vote for any one you wouldn’t trust with your dog/fur/family member.

They’ve all heard what she did to her pup and are showing their opinions,

My mom would have called her “a real piece of work”. She’d have been wrong: She’s a real piece of disfunction.

Another great one, Clay.

AND, congratulations on your award.

Well done, except it would be better if it was her and not the sign!!!

Pee – you

Wasn’t the puppy female? The b**ch should be squatting on the sign. Noem has about as much sense as another b**ch we had in 1969 who decided to chase cars and death.

There wasn’t any of this outrage at Fauci funding the torture of Beagles.

Wait till Boomer and the rest of the Pooch Cafe hear of this!

Before deciding on Fern’s comment please read > factcheck >answering-questions-about-beaglegate/

She reminds me of Michael Vick, but with no remorse or jail time.

Like many of us here, I knew she was a terrible person even before this book came out. I feel sorry for that poor innocent dog. This reinforces my strong belief that there are no bad dogs, only bad owners. I also feel sorry for anybody who read her book and found out what a coldblooded killer she is. Whether they were book reviewers or political interns, it must have been traumatizing to read that passage.

Perfect! And I have a cat.

Today is Disgusting News Day.

Google: Kristi Noem news

YouTube: Stephen Colbert Kristi Noem | Trump Court | Stormy Daniels

Maybe she’d be elected to dogcatcher but that’s about it.

for cryin’ out loud!!! leave fauci alone! someone had to run point! he did his job and did it well, the way he has done for DECADES! he is not the evil scientist some people tried (and are still trying ) to make him out to be but a man dedicated to his profession and to people’s health.

Who’s a good Boy !

Fauci tortured beagles? Or, were beagles used in scientific research that Fauci relied on or referenced? As opposed to someone shooting a puppy for not being obedient and a goat for smelling bad? Jeez, spot on comparison.

74,000,000, do you want to git in line, too?:

It is truly amazing how some take it upon themselves to try to defend the indefensible. She murdered a puppy because it annoyed her. Noem is a sociopath, and those who defend her are defending a monster.

Hitler loved his dogs and he was all in for killing babies. A lot of them.

She said that she shot and killed the goat because it was nasty and smelly. That means, they’d better keep her away from drumpf. Hahaha!

I looked through all 21 comics submitted and discovered that none of them included a single comic about Biden. Is Biden totally off limits if you want to win in this category? Democrats patting themselves on the back, again. Cause no sane person would.

^^@FJB: Are you whining now that your orange master gets more free media coverage than Biden?

Personally, I am against nonhuman animal tests. “Animal Liberation” by Peter Singer. I blame the Bible.

God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”Genesis 1:28

Bees play by rolling wooden balls — apparently for fun. The cleaner wrasse fish appears to recognize its own visage in an underwater mirror. Octopuses seem to react to anesthetic drugs and will avoid settings where they likely experienced past pain.

All three of these discoveries came in the last five years — indications that the more scientists test animals, the more they find that many species may have inner lives and be sentient. A surprising range of creatures have shown evidence of conscious thought or experience, including insects, fish and some crustaceans.

That has prompted a group of top researchers on animal cognition to publish a new pronouncement that they hope will transform how scientists and society view — and care — for animals.

There is not a standard definition for animal sentience or consciousness, but generally the terms denote an ability to have subjective experiences: to sense and map the outside world, to have capacity for feelings like joy or pain. In some cases, it can mean that animals possess a level of self-awareness.

In that sense, the new declaration bucks years of historical science orthodoxy. In the 17th century, the French philosopher René Descartes argued that animals were merely “material automata” — lacking souls or consciousness.

Descartes believed that animals “can’t feel or can’t suffer,” said Rajesh Reddy, an assistant professor and director of the animal law program at Lewis & Clark College. “To feel compassion for them, or empathy for them, was somewhat silly or anthropomorphizing.” NBC Scientists push new paradigm of animal consciousness, saying even insects may be sentient

With Noem, it’s nothing more than MAGA performance art. If it disgusts you, good!

Evidently, shooting a puppy in the face makes you a tough politician. What say you PETA and ASPCA? Do you agree? Dog lovers?

Many of the commenters here don’t remember “Old Shep” and “Old Yeller”

If I see one of those signs I’ll be tempted to pi$$ on it too!

I doubt that she will lose MAGA votes. Get a puppy, fail to train it, and blow its head off when it doesn’t understand what you want of it. That reminds me of the way the right would have departments of justice work.

Some twelve years ago a border collie was bred for herding sheep on a wool farm. She turned out to not be very good at all with the sheep.

The owners returned her to her breeder, who happens to be a good friend of mine. I was asked to “foster” the dog until a permanent home could be found.

More than nine years later, that dog and I are inseparable. I wouldn’t sell her for a million dollars. Bothers me (to put it too mildly) to think that Noem’s solution would have been to shoot the dog.

There no such thing as poorly trained dog, only poorly trained and undisciplined owners/guardians. It takes time, attention, and lots of love to train dogs. Clearly and sadly, the gov made the CHOICE not to provide her dog with any of those things. If training dogs well was easy everyone would do it. The gov took the easy way out and blamed the dog rather than taking responsibility for her failure to do the work. The whole story is heartbreaking, the horrible end for pet and human being who is unable to be self reflective and accountable.

Two hearts for this one, one from me, on from my puppy Yoda.

I have had dogs in my life for over 50 years. Some took longer to train than others, some needed different methods. None required any sort of cruelty. All were given love. I can’t say anything about Gov Noem that would not result in my suspension or banishment. She is a bad girl, a very bad girl.

Politicians do some stupid things at times. But that takes the cake. Putting it in a book, what was she thinking? What was the edited thinking mark I don’t think anybody was thinking. How many votes did Nick Romley lose by putting his dog on the roof? People in this country like animals. Thank God, her. career is over.. We don’t need idiots.

My take on this situation is that Noem is now in the papers, getting publicity for herself.

One can always contemplate an encounter between Noem and Biden’s dogs … at the White House, where she will have had to surrender any guns she might have.

I like the way you think, Clay ♥♥♥

love it!!!

She fits perfectly with tRUMP.

It’s common to refer to someone who’s political future is gone as not being able to even win a race for dog catcher. But this time it is also literally true.

And there you have it…..

CB…Nailed it again! Great and timely toon.

Obama Ate Dog, And He’d Do It Again To Remind You Of Seamus Romney