“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas…
“And the Lord spake, saying, ‘’First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
“Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?”
danketaz Premium Member 28 days ago
Be particularly on guard should he suddenly produce a piece of fruit.
Imagine 28 days ago
You will die laughing.
jasonsnakelover 28 days ago
Why couldn’t we get an exact number on the distance, Mike?
SHIVA 28 days ago
Family and I enjoyed their humor back when.
Botulism Bob 27 days ago
Nooooobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
docforbin 27 days ago
Especially when he pulls on a nearby rope and a 16 ton weight falls on top of you.
Radish the wordsmith 27 days ago
What happened to the dead parrot did the snake eat it?
Are you looking for an argument?
nosirrom 27 days ago
Now that is something completely different.
vacman 27 days ago
Frequently used line at my house..“Beware of vicious rabbits!”
Robert Nowall Premium Member 27 days ago
Watch out for the foot.
ladykat 27 days ago
Bit of a goer, is she? Nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more.
CaveCat87 27 days ago
“Don’t stand there gawpin’, like you’ve never seen the Hand of God before!”
Daltongang Premium Member 27 days ago
Bring forth the Holy hand grenade of Antioch.
“And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, ‘O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.’ And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas…
“And the Lord spake, saying, ‘’First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.’
ChessPirate 27 days ago
“No time Toulouse!”
“Oh, Mr. Belpit, your legs are so swollen!”
“Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?”
Elder Lee Fox 27 days ago
Cleese had to change the words on Fawlty Towers be cause so many peope cried not PC.
oakie817 27 days ago
no funny walk?
MichaelD Premium Member 27 days ago
The deadly Monty Python likes to hide in..“A SHRUBBERY!”
Teto85 Premium Member 27 days ago
To quote a sketch, “Stop it. This has become silly.”
MissyTiger 27 days ago
Oh, you’re no fun anymore!
Rabies65 27 days ago
’Tis only a flash wound.
eddi-TBH 27 days ago
They usually just slither up and slap you with a fish.
orville rodentbaker 27 days ago
Yes, be careful. It will thumb it’s nose at you and fart in your general direction