Just send the spider to France. Where the spider can feast on French Flies. And in Paris, the city of love, it might meet another spider and become a newlyweb.
Since one of our dogs was bitten by a Brown Recluse spider, tiny spiders have been much scarier to me than large ones. My wife said that in her lifetime of nursing she had never seen a nastier wound.
As I read this strip a garden spider crawled along the wall behind the computer across an old Hockey team photo from 2002 featuring Atures Irbe in his grimy hand made pads and Weeks in his cool looking oversized black panther pads. Lost the cup in the finals to Detroit that year, but I remember going to the triple overtime game against Toronto and Weeks beating Bodeur who broke his stick over his goal after the loss in the earlier rounds.
That reminds me of the cartoon shows where mobs of flunkies go: “Hey, there’s a whole bunch of us and only one of him! Let’s get ’im!” As if they haven’t just seen bullets bouncing off his chest as he backhands a laser blast, etc.
Imagine 29 days ago
Yeah, right.
seanfear 29 days ago
is this why the cave is hairy from the outside??? o_O
FreyjaRN Premium Member 29 days ago
RUN!
Kaputnik 29 days ago
Unfortunately, bazookas and machine guns haven’t been invented yet.
oldthang 29 days ago
What’s up with BC and spiders?
lalapalooza Premium Member 29 days ago
yikes
KA7DRE Premium Member 29 days ago
That thing creeps me out !
blunebottle 29 days ago
Shelob.
Imagine 29 days ago
It will be an easy job for the spider, that is.
Scorpio Premium Member 29 days ago
Is that a poison sprayer or a flamethrower?
littlejohn Premium Member 29 days ago
Just send the spider to France. Where the spider can feast on French Flies. And in Paris, the city of love, it might meet another spider and become a newlyweb.
peterjr1961 28 days ago
You need Clint Eastwood, a jet plane and napalm.
nosirrom 28 days ago
This calls for straight pins and thread.
PoochFan 28 days ago
Only one visible. It has 1000 brothers and sisters somewhere nearby. They all do.
dcdete. 28 days ago
Watch out Dude! It looks like a giant Black Widow! — I meant the spider, not the fat lady!
Lomax9er7 28 days ago
This looks like a job for Quigley.
Just-me 28 days ago
Nope! Time to find a new cave!
Daltongang Premium Member 28 days ago
Geez, the fat broad is loosing her touch. Just grab the snake club and pound that spider.
More Coffee Please! Premium Member 28 days ago
Nope.
chris_o42 28 days ago
Yikes!
sandpiper 28 days ago
Famous last words.
DEACON FRED 28 days ago
A job yes, easy no!!
dbrucepm 28 days ago
get some of the Professor’s Spider Cider
ChessPirate 28 days ago
Who ya gonna call? Someone else! ☺
flagmichael 28 days ago
Since one of our dogs was bitten by a Brown Recluse spider, tiny spiders have been much scarier to me than large ones. My wife said that in her lifetime of nursing she had never seen a nastier wound.
Chris 28 days ago
unless it’s the size of your living room… :{
rshive 28 days ago
But it’s an angry and protective spider.
Chazz 28 days ago
Time for a swim.
Cerabooge 28 days ago
Why doesn’t she lob a grenade in there?
Gent 28 days ago
With great powers comes great websponsibility eh.
Dkram 28 days ago
“The Giant Spider Invasion”?
When I saw this movie, I was surprised the spider didn’t burp when he swallowed Alen Hale Jr. Yah, the skipper.
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KC135E/R BOOMER 28 days ago
Looks like one of those bad 1950’s b movies.
Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe 28 days ago
Tell the FB (old designation for her) its a snake in disguise, solved
mfrasca 28 days ago
Bronson Cave, home to many a creepy thing.
Maswartz 28 days ago
Looks more like an octopus
Angry Indeed 28 days ago
…As the giant spider spins it’s world wide web!
oish 28 days ago
As I read this strip a garden spider crawled along the wall behind the computer across an old Hockey team photo from 2002 featuring Atures Irbe in his grimy hand made pads and Weeks in his cool looking oversized black panther pads. Lost the cup in the finals to Detroit that year, but I remember going to the triple overtime game against Toronto and Weeks beating Bodeur who broke his stick over his goal after the loss in the earlier rounds.
kathleenhicks62 28 days ago
Throw down your stuff and run screaming the other direction!! Yipe!
pathamil 28 days ago
Reminds me of the exterminator rig worn by the exterminator (John Goodman) in Arachnophobia…
LONNYMARQUEZ 28 days ago
ghostbusters might be a better choice
poppacapsmokeblower 28 days ago
Looks like Shelob got more than a one appearance gig. Still, I don’t want her to become a regular.
zeexenon 28 days ago
OK, Bouncy-Jiggly, go right ahead yourself.
metagalaxy1970 28 days ago
N O!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris Colvard 28 days ago
Holy Jake Gyllenhaal!
josephgelfo 28 days ago
hOLY CRAP THAT IS BIG
bobbyferrel 28 days ago
I wonder how far that thing squirts.
bwswolf 28 days ago
I need a “BIGGER” spray nozzle ……. ;)
daleandkristen 28 days ago
YIKES
Gabby 28 days ago
Nope, nope, NOPE!!!!! Gotta move now!
markkahler52 28 days ago
Just a harmless cave spider. Probably not venomous. The droppings, tho….
David Huie Green YouSupportWhatYouDoNotOppose 28 days ago
Everybody likes a good challenge.
GROG Premium Member 28 days ago
Nearly as bad as THEM!
rockyridge1977 28 days ago
hey buddy….he drinks that stuff for breakfast!!!!!!
stamps 28 days ago
I’d say let’s find another cave; and hope that thing doesn’t breed.
saylorgirl 28 days ago
Time to move!
eddi-TBH 28 days ago
Time to switch to the flamethrower.
Gamerkillss 28 days ago
ladies and gentlemen the spidersaurs
DaBump Premium Member 28 days ago
That reminds me of the cartoon shows where mobs of flunkies go: “Hey, there’s a whole bunch of us and only one of him! Let’s get ’im!” As if they haven’t just seen bullets bouncing off his chest as he backhands a laser blast, etc.
EXCALABUR 28 days ago
Looks like a Black Widow.
The Gun Doctor 28 days ago
Give Fat Broad a club and tell her it’s eight snakes.