Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for May 01, 2024

Kyle left out quite a few details.

Someone’s d r e a m i n g. . . .

So did the talking booger cause the regular teacher’s illness just to kick off this silly saga or was that just on her?

Well, the “B” in “Mr. B.” would logically imply “Booger.”

Yup, you could definitely tell that’s still Kevin in there if you’ve taken a week off from this arc.

They’ve met an actual elf and now a goblin, need a gnome and fairy to get bingo.

Call him a booger and you’ll never get back in the right body!

a big green booger that has worn out it’s welcome

Don’t make fun of a goblin, Miles. Kids who make fun of goblins are never heard from again.

This explains so much about the substitute teachers back when I was in school.

There’s been a few times in this story where I’ve thought “I did not expect that”.

This has been one of them.

heh I absolutely LOVE that magic is firmly ensconced as real – but not much known or used – in the Crabgrass universe!

I did not see that coming.

A goblin? Seriously? That’s the best you could come up with? Why not like a wizard or an elf or a troll?

BWAWHAT!?! HE’S A REAL MAGICAL CREATURE?!

A talking booger. Heh-heh. Heh.

Yeah I’m done. This comic is officially broken. Like if there was a Calvin and Hobbes where Calvin was in serious risk of dying on Mars or something. It makes the comedy beats feel grubby when I’m also supposed to cry butterfly tears because "a kid gets to experience having a dad! and then a goblin shows up.

Cue Dr. Johnny Fever

He’s a Booger Goblin ?

Like he’s expecting applause or something.. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

That would explain the Friendship Goblin.

A talking booger, lol!!!!! Good one Miles. Thought Mr. B was devolving into some internet troll.

I’m going with a talking booger.

Yeah, honestly, that bow tie was the give away.

He’s so CUTE!!

Kinda breaks the “rule” of ’don’t deny another’s reality’, I think I would have preferred the thermos to be a real goblin AND a functioning thermos… However it was worth it for “Talking Booger” and I very much enjoyed Kyle in this arc too.

Gasp! And he’s a substitute teacher just for mess with some children or because he needs money?

He’s the Booger Man !! …

(Not to be confused with the Boogeyman !!) … :)

A supernatural creep is still a creep.

A supernatural creep is still a creep.

This may have happened and I just missed it, but has there been a lawn gnome in this arc? If not, I’d like to see one in it.

What is happening???? When tf did this comic become some weird fantasy type ting

Explains the Thermos.

The cloud formation in the background looks just like the cloud formation in the “Happy Days” episode where Fonzie jumped the shark.

Well that’s a fun twist

So what’s he goblin?