Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 01, 2024

A private room.

Is there an omelette bar?

I like my straight jacket because it lets me hug myself.

Love the prisoner’s number 867-5309. Is his name Jenny?

I’m the type of person who would probably look at solitary that way, too!

Isn’t that where they play Solitaire?

He hopes he confined a little peace.

Ha! I suppose eventually it becomes too much of a good thing. And that’s how they get you.

Hopefully, he’s fitted with a male chastity belt.

Methinks me time can sometimes be overrated …!

( ask Chuck Noland’s volleyball )

Where “a certain someone facing numerous counts” belongs!

uh oh…is that you in the future, Dave??

One person’s confinement is another person’s heaven.