The cone of Irritation
Hey! You can’t park there!
Road work ahead (starting next month but blocked off now).
VLC Media player?
It’s always the BEST SPOTS.
And your brother who invented the speed bump was banished from the village!
I wrote a letter to my elected official, “Dear Governor, New Jersey called. They want their barriers back.”
He also invented Speed Bump!
could be a driving test!
It’s a course for dogs to navigate.
I remember a driving instructor talking about maneuverability around parking cones, but they weren’t allowed to teach parallel parking…Go figure.
’Tis the season.
I’ve heard them called “Orange Highway Blossoms” because of how they pop up every Spring.
Orange rocks?
LOL!!
All I can think of is the scene from “Blazing Saddles” where Mongo parks his Brahma bull outside the saloon.“You can’t park that animal there!!”And Mongo proceeds to punch out a horse….
But they make good hats for The Coneheads.
and thus it begins
The Illinois Department of Transportation bought the naming rights to our local Class A Midwest League baseball team.
For one day they were the Peoria Orange Barrels.
Whenever he yells “What are those?”, I scream “Cones!!”
He stuck his nose where it shouldn’t have gone (grindstone).
We’re from France…
His new products include orange striped barrels with flashing lights.
Better that kind of cone than “the cone of silence” (old Get Smart TV show reference).
And up ahead is a flashing arrow sign and a zipper lane.
Lost in the cone zone!
Orange Megaphones! I like to pick them up and shout: You there, come out with your hands up and you will not be harmed.
Now he has to invent a “road”.
Wicker or some other plant fiber, tar, and ochre for color.
Remember, moss always grows on the north side of a workman’s shovel. – Rodney in an old Wizard of ID cartoon.
Just another Cone Head!
July 17, 2015
rcham2k 23 days ago
The cone of Irritation
The Reader Premium Member 23 days ago
Hey! You can’t park there!
FreihEitner Premium Member 23 days ago
Road work ahead (starting next month but blocked off now).
Digital Frog 23 days ago
VLC Media player?
Jayalexander 23 days ago
It’s always the BEST SPOTS.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member 23 days ago
And your brother who invented the speed bump was banished from the village!
dflak 23 days ago
I wrote a letter to my elected official, “Dear Governor, New Jersey called. They want their barriers back.”
loridobson Premium Member 23 days ago
He also invented Speed Bump!
PaulZagorsky 23 days ago
could be a driving test!
Shikamoo Premium Member 23 days ago
It’s a course for dogs to navigate.
Lady loves a joke 23 days ago
I remember a driving instructor talking about maneuverability around parking cones, but they weren’t allowed to teach parallel parking…Go figure.
Munch 23 days ago
’Tis the season.
Just_Karl 23 days ago
I’ve heard them called “Orange Highway Blossoms” because of how they pop up every Spring.
uniquename 23 days ago
Orange rocks?
akachman Premium Member 23 days ago
LOL!!
TBenzedrine 23 days ago
All I can think of is the scene from “Blazing Saddles” where Mongo parks his Brahma bull outside the saloon.“You can’t park that animal there!!”And Mongo proceeds to punch out a horse….
Cerabooge 23 days ago
But they make good hats for The Coneheads.
Stocky One 23 days ago
oakie817 23 days ago
and thus it begins
mfrasca 23 days ago
The Illinois Department of Transportation bought the naming rights to our local Class A Midwest League baseball team.
For one day they were the Peoria Orange Barrels.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 23 days ago
Whenever he yells “What are those?”, I scream “Cones!!”
jel354 23 days ago
He stuck his nose where it shouldn’t have gone (grindstone).
Jeffin Premium Member 23 days ago
We’re from France…
PoodleGroomer 23 days ago
His new products include orange striped barrels with flashing lights.
pripley 23 days ago
Better that kind of cone than “the cone of silence” (old Get Smart TV show reference).
CoffeeBob Premium Member 23 days ago
And up ahead is a flashing arrow sign and a zipper lane.
ArcticFox Premium Member 23 days ago
Lost in the cone zone!
BigBoy 23 days ago
Orange Megaphones! I like to pick them up and shout: You there, come out with your hands up and you will not be harmed.
christelisbetty 23 days ago
Now he has to invent a “road”.
tudza Premium Member 23 days ago
Wicker or some other plant fiber, tar, and ochre for color.
dflak 23 days ago
Remember, moss always grows on the north side of a workman’s shovel. – Rodney in an old Wizard of ID cartoon.
lnrokr55 23 days ago
Just another Cone Head!