The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for May 04, 2024

I did not know the werewolve’s wife’s name was Agnes. Good to know on trivia night.

With that humongous size window of yours why you even needing teeny tiny doggie door?

Agnes seems to be a bit clever ;-)

Philosophical question: is it still a “dog door” when only a werewolf uses it?

Just got full moon, oy oy! Lock the front door, oh boy!

Got to lie down, take a rest on the bed

Transformation sets in, pretty soon I’m howlin’

Doo, doo, doo, crawlin’ out my dog door…

Darkness falls across the land

A full moon’s lightbeam down is sent

A creature crawls out in the mud

To terrorize your neighborhood

And whosoever shall be found

And see the critter’s green nightgown

Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And trot away with a loud yell

You might not squeal in sheer delight

It’s what you spy, so plump, so not right

For though the nausea is hard to beat

Yet still you stand with frozen feet

You try to run, you try to scream

But no more sun you’ll ever see

For evil sights reach from the crypt

To crush you in it’s icy grip

The faux pas of style is in the air

The funk of 40, 000 years

And grisly ghouls from each fashion tomb

Are closing in to seal your doom

And though you fight to look away

Your body shakes by dramas

For no mere mortal can resist

The werewolf in pajamas

Way to go Agnes!

Michael Jackson and Ola Ray living Happily Ever After. Thriller!

“Even a man who is pure in heart, And says his prayers by night, May become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms, And the moon is full and bright.”

Ha! Best comic of the days!

Ah-hooo. His hair is perfect.

So he a party animal eh. He be out all night eh.

Long romantic moonlit walks….

Otherwise known as The Burglar Inviter

’ Don’t let the flap hit you on the way out dear. ’ And don’t follow the deer jumping across the road in heavy traffic. ’