Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for April 23, 2024

Seen on a gentlemen’s club sign “WE GOT RID OF THE UGLY ONE”

The only way I’d offer to buy a girl a drink is if it’s soda because anything with alcohol would compromise her health.

Gotta admire her dedication!

At her age, she has to take the shots while she’s still able.

This must be a very classy joint, complete with with a fancy cuspidor too!

Those gals get better looking, the more you drink.

whoa – just – whoa. a very small gin and tonic with a twist of lime.

Miss Kitty in old age.

Well Rod could say no, changing his mind.