Herman by Jim Unger for April 23, 2024

Ever notice that those signs are at construction sites but never at offices?

♫ ♫ “I come from a land down under

Where beer does flow and men chunder

Can’t you hear, can’t you hear the thunder?

You better run, you better take cover, yeah” ♫ ♫

Harry Wright somehow slipped behind the scenes into a Reality that was just in the very first stages of Construction. [See Theodore Sturgeon’s short fantasy story, “Yesterday Was Monday”.]

Oh where, oh where has my little dog gone….

You are supposed to curb your dog, not sidewalk it.

I don’t get it.

Looks like his dog got encased in concrete

Took a beat, then realized Rover got tiled over.

Grab a slab and finish the tomb.

Paving the pavement with pavers…now that’s hard work!

… or not?

Dog gone! Poor Spot is more of only a spot now.

He’s been meaning to put the dog on a diet, this should do it.

Aww, that poor pup. Don’t just stand there, get your puppy out from under the concrete.

Maybe he was sniffing out Jimmy Hoffa down there.