Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for April 26, 2024

It’s more of a horror scope!

Since when is the moon a planet? Wait- maybe, maybe… maybe astrology is all just a bunch of embarrassing crapola!

The moon is a planet for the purpose of astrology. Today it’s in Sagittarius

Satchel I am in complete agreement!

That’ll be 50 cents for your reading. Quick, before it fades.

The moon is a planet? Someone else said that recently.

Yeah, but I think he wanted to send Jared there to look for a place to build a golf resort.

I’m with Satchel. I prefer astronomy.

I think he accidentally read Satchel’s horoscope.

Where’s Rob while all this crazy foolishness is going on??

The moon is “having a movement” on Bucky’s sign…yeah, that sounds about right, for Bucky.

YEP. THAT’S WHAT STOOD OUT TO ME TOO!

Haha…that orange cat sure looks scraggly.

Is every cat cross eyed in this strip?

I think it’s a set-up. Astral Bob is priming Bucky to be generous to him.

3rd frame – Bucky says “Who you callin’ a ‘HORO’?”!

Today’s horoscope, as confirmed by fortune cookie, palm reading, AND advice-slip-with-weight-for-a-quarter:

Your critical reasoning abilities will soon go permanently retrograde…

Agruably the most annoying story arc I’ve ever seen in this otherwise impeccable strip. Please make this story arc and that Bob character go away.

Seems Bucky’s horoscope was about as accurate as every other horoscope in the history of mankind…