From Not Always Right: These Dad Jokes Are Getting Bananas
I’m working in the produce section, stocking some new bananas, and a customer comes over to me.
Customer: “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
Me: “No, sir, I didn’t know that.”
Customer: “It’s totally true. Think about it. When was the last time you ate a monkey?”
Me: “That’s… I…”
Customer: “This is why I shouldn’t shop without the wife…” Wanders off
NOT my story!
Hammie went a little too right field.
I’d rather play sitting under a tree in the shade.
You’ve just wasted the batters time.
Hmmm… Does he need glasses?
Almost a Charlie Brown moment!
And wrong game!
The kids from “Cleats” on the pitch?
Hey, this happens on today’s mega fields. Besides, it doesn’t matter what the ball is. The kids will only stare at it anyway.
With some the the new Mega Sports Field Complexes being built, I can totally see – understand this happening. Baseball – softball coming out on to the soccer field even.
I hear Nate’s Jellyfish team could use some help.
“Good leg though!”
Oh well, can’t be right all the time.
Hammie you cannot see wrong location.
….And he still couldn’t catch it.
♬…just watching the dandelions grow.♬
January 25, 2022
Yakety Sax 28 days ago
From Not Always Right: These Dad Jokes Are Getting Bananas
I’m working in the produce section, stocking some new bananas, and a customer comes over to me.
Customer: “Did you know that humans eat more bananas than monkeys?”
Me: “No, sir, I didn’t know that.”
Customer: “It’s totally true. Think about it. When was the last time you ate a monkey?”
Me: “That’s… I…”
Customer: “This is why I shouldn’t shop without the wife…” Wanders off
NOT my story!
danketaz Premium Member 28 days ago
Hammie went a little too right field.
Cornelius Noodleman 28 days ago
I’d rather play sitting under a tree in the shade.
BenGMan 28 days ago
You’ve just wasted the batters time.
ScottJB 28 days ago
Hmmm… Does he need glasses?
iggyman 28 days ago
Almost a Charlie Brown moment!
iggyman 28 days ago
And wrong game!
markkahler52 27 days ago
The kids from “Cleats” on the pitch?
Slowly, he turned... 27 days ago
Hey, this happens on today’s mega fields. Besides, it doesn’t matter what the ball is. The kids will only stare at it anyway.
ctolson 27 days ago
With some the the new Mega Sports Field Complexes being built, I can totally see – understand this happening. Baseball – softball coming out on to the soccer field even.
paulprobujr 27 days ago
I hear Nate’s Jellyfish team could use some help.
KageKat 27 days ago
“Good leg though!”
The Quiet One 27 days ago
Oh well, can’t be right all the time.
kab2rb 27 days ago
Hammie you cannot see wrong location.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault 27 days ago
….And he still couldn’t catch it.
Sue Ellen 27 days ago
♬…just watching the dandelions grow.♬