I get the scheme now. Guru’s sit on mountaintops so that you’ll have to climb up to talk to them. So by the time you get to them, you’re exhausted and a little light headed from the thin atmosphere. Meaning whatever they say will sound brilliant to your oxygen deprived brain.
Well of course. Wise old gurus only live on the very top of mountains for some reason. I wonder if they’re wise because of the thinner air or just wise in general?
Gee – I wonder how buoyant water is for sea creatures? And how creatures native to much shallower depths have managed to get a mile below sea level. Hmmm…
Let’s see, we have a talking shark wearing a pearl necklace, a talking crab, a directory printed in English on the side of a mountain with floors, a shark and a crab that can apparently READ said directory, and yet we are suggesting something logical like a shark swimming up. I will have to ask the guru how all that works.
Ratkin about 1 month ago
I love the directory – Lorem Ipsum! LOL
GROG Premium Member about 1 month ago
The lift is out of order.
C about 1 month ago
The writing is on the wall
enigmamz about 1 month ago
Well, crab boy will, but I expect the shark can just swim up there.
Unless Jim’s use of anthropomorphism restricts that.
jessebob42 about 1 month ago
The British call it a ‘lift’ and Americans call it an ‘elevator’.
I guess we were just raised differently. (drum sound)
Mediatech about 1 month ago
I get the scheme now. Guru’s sit on mountaintops so that you’ll have to climb up to talk to them. So by the time you get to them, you’re exhausted and a little light headed from the thin atmosphere. Meaning whatever they say will sound brilliant to your oxygen deprived brain.
shaodyn about 1 month ago
Well of course. Wise old gurus only live on the very top of mountains for some reason. I wonder if they’re wise because of the thinner air or just wise in general?
ladykat about 1 month ago
Of course he is!
markkahler52 about 1 month ago
Mental Health – 7th floor. Open windows – 13th floor. Russian embassy – also 13th floor…
AB9SS about 1 month ago
Ah! elit sed do on the 44th floor. No pain, no gain!
CaveCat87 about 1 month ago
Good luck trying to get to the top.
sarah413 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, today IS 4-20…..
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member about 1 month ago
She’s a shark underwater. Why can’t she just swim upward?
Keno21 about 1 month ago
Toupees, fifth floor. You can smell ’em…
ComicsBinger Premium Member about 1 month ago
Love the Greeking
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
If it has a directory, it probably has a “lift” (elevator).
dlestersprint0 about 1 month ago
Hawthorn could hop a ride on Megan as she swims to the top if the top is under water.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 month ago
Umm, Megan, you’re a shark; SWIM to the top!
BlueKnight25 about 1 month ago
Gee – I wonder how buoyant water is for sea creatures? And how creatures native to much shallower depths have managed to get a mile below sea level. Hmmm…
daking27 about 1 month ago
Let’s see, we have a talking shark wearing a pearl necklace, a talking crab, a directory printed in English on the side of a mountain with floors, a shark and a crab that can apparently READ said directory, and yet we are suggesting something logical like a shark swimming up. I will have to ask the guru how all that works.
eddi-TBH about 1 month ago
A good wise guy is hard to find.
BW42 about 1 month ago
That is just what many software products start with if you open a window to start writing. Microsoft did that for years!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Good one today.
j.l.farmer about 1 month ago
I don’t even see the guru listed on the directory!!!
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 1 month ago
Wonder who’s going to show up to help them to the top?