Buckles by David Gilbert for April 28, 2024

That a boy Buckles, help Jill get rid of that varmint squirrel…..

Yep, squirrels are known to do that, Jill!

Get a pellet gun Paul.

I hate Squirrels! They ruin everything. I finally had it with them stealing my birdseed and scaring my birds so I invested in a squirrel prof cylinder. It works great! I’ve had it for years. A bit expensive but with the cost of buying seed every two weeks it saved us money.

Sic ’em, Buckles!

There’s introverts, and then there’s extroverted introverts.

Again today I talked back to a squirrel – again, the squirrel had nuts in his mouth. “Do you want to lose your nuts?” He took off as fast at the last one. One of these days I am going to tell off a girl squirrel. It’s not about bird seed. I don’t feed the wildlife here. The squirrels are trying to get my dog’s attention, and she’s not interested in them in any way.

We bought a trap and have relocated 11 squirrels in just 3 days. Haven’t seen any today, but did see a cardinal pair at our feeder today!

There is birdseed that squirrels don’t like…we use that in the bird feeder and feed the squirrels elsewhere. We have several different kinds of squirrels and no problems.

How is cmerb getting away with constantly complaining whenever Buckles isn’t present, as well as saying “censored” versions of the A-word? Please, somebody explain.