Has tRump been playing with his johnson in the house again, only way to get a rise out of him. And if he ever desends, chances are there will never be a reserection; Cerberus likes fat chew toys .
I believe in God, and wish more of my fellow Americans did also. We need moral standards based on absolute truth not some willy-nilly mumbo-jumbo invented by some pervert influencer for their own quirky pleasure. We all have God given rights. Use them wisely and don’t trample on the rights of others. Amen.
It’s like this, Brothers and Sisters: I wish all Christians were Methodists, and they’re not; I wish all Methodists were Christian, and they’re not … Any questions? If you don’t believe in the Risen Lord then follow your conscience…
He wasn’t born in America, He has brown skin, English wasn’t His first language, He was poor, and He believed people should pay their fair share of taxes.
Ahhh…Easter is upon us and here come the righteous sermonizers from the right-wing editorial comics, popping up like clockwork. Bet Al’s gearing up for his weekly illegal immigrant tirade come Monday. But hey, maybe just for this weekend, he’ll take a breather and actually reflect on a few biblical excerpts.
Leviticus 19:33-34: “When a foreigner resides among you in your land, you shall not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”Deuteronomy 10:19: “Love the foreigner, for you were foreigners in the land of Egypt.”Matthew 25:35: “For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me.”Romans 12:13: “Contribute to the needs of the saints and seek to show hospitality.”
Praise and Glory to God. Christ the King of the Universe is Raised from the Dead. He has defeated Death for all of us and redeemed us for our sins for our own salvation!
“The Resurrection (Matthew 28)
28 Early on Sunday morning,[a] as the new day was dawning, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went out to visit the tomb.
2 Suddenly there was a great earthquake! For an angel of the Lord came down from heaven, rolled aside the stone, and sat on it. 3 His face shone like lightning, and his clothing was as white as snow. 4 The guards shook with fear when they saw him, and they fell into a dead faint.
5 Then the angel spoke to the women. “Don’t be afraid!” he said. “I know you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. 6 He isn’t here! He is risen from the dead, just as he said would happen. Come, see where his body was lying. 7 And now, go quickly and tell his disciples that he has risen from the dead, and he is going ahead of you to Galilee. You will see him there. Remember what I have told you.”
8 The women ran quickly from the tomb. They were very frightened but also filled with great joy, and they rushed to give the disciples the angel’s message. 9 And as they went, Jesus met them and greeted them. And they ran to him, grasped his feet, and worshiped him. 10 Then Jesus said to them, “Don’t be afraid! Go tell my brothers to leave for Galilee, and they will see me there.”
This is hilarious. Someone who claims to follow Jesus supports someone who, if you read and believe what the Bible says in revelations about the anti Christ, is a dead ringer. Religious people don’t live in the real world.
But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. I Corinthians 1:23,24
I notice the left attacks Christianity but does not attack Islam – I therefore conclude the conviction of the Holy Spirit is bringing to bear on their lives to turn is Christ is indeed an inward as Jesus calls them to him they scream insults at him – not his followers – I pray the work of the Holy Spirit will bring them to Christ as there is no other way for them to know peace with God. No other religion has God drawing them to Him therefore other religions hold no appeal to them so they must attack Jesus as they continue to resist and deny Him.
“Up from the grave He arose, with a mighty triumph oer His foes…”Happy Easter.
braindead Premium Member about 2 months ago
As depicted in Goodwyn’s Trump Bible.
Grandma Lea about 2 months ago
Has tRump been playing with his johnson in the house again, only way to get a rise out of him. And if he ever desends, chances are there will never be a reserection; Cerberus likes fat chew toys .
Al Fresco about 2 months ago
I believe in God, and wish more of my fellow Americans did also. We need moral standards based on absolute truth not some willy-nilly mumbo-jumbo invented by some pervert influencer for their own quirky pleasure. We all have God given rights. Use them wisely and don’t trample on the rights of others. Amen.
GOGOPOWERANGERS about 2 months ago
Unlikely
Zuhl's Wife about 2 months ago
A little early, doncha think? My apologies, you don’t work on the weekend.
Hello Everyone about 2 months ago
Peace on Earth
fjblume2000 about 2 months ago
It’s like this, Brothers and Sisters: I wish all Christians were Methodists, and they’re not; I wish all Methodists were Christian, and they’re not … Any questions? If you don’t believe in the Risen Lord then follow your conscience…
tzid about 2 months ago
He is risen indeed!
truthsocialol about 2 months ago
trump would have hated Jesus.
He wasn’t born in America, He has brown skin, English wasn’t His first language, He was poor, and He believed people should pay their fair share of taxes.
wagnerfax about 2 months ago
Ahhh…Easter is upon us and here come the righteous sermonizers from the right-wing editorial comics, popping up like clockwork. Bet Al’s gearing up for his weekly illegal immigrant tirade come Monday. But hey, maybe just for this weekend, he’ll take a breather and actually reflect on a few biblical excerpts.
Leviticus 19:33-34: “When a foreigner resides among you in your land, you shall not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”Deuteronomy 10:19: “Love the foreigner, for you were foreigners in the land of Egypt.”Matthew 25:35: “For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me.”Romans 12:13: “Contribute to the needs of the saints and seek to show hospitality.”Free or Not? Premium Member about 2 months ago
“The Resurrection (Matthew 28)
28 Early on Sunday morning,[a] as the new day was dawning, Mary Magdalene and the other Mary went out to visit the tomb.
2 Suddenly there was a great earthquake! For an angel of the Lord came down from heaven, rolled aside the stone, and sat on it. 3 His face shone like lightning, and his clothing was as white as snow. 4 The guards shook with fear when they saw him, and they fell into a dead faint.
5 Then the angel spoke to the women. “Don’t be afraid!” he said. “I know you are looking for Jesus, who was crucified. 6 He isn’t here! He is risen from the dead, just as he said would happen. Come, see where his body was lying. 7 And now, go quickly and tell his disciples that he has risen from the dead, and he is going ahead of you to Galilee. You will see him there. Remember what I have told you.”
8 The women ran quickly from the tomb. They were very frightened but also filled with great joy, and they rushed to give the disciples the angel’s message. 9 And as they went, Jesus met them and greeted them. And they ran to him, grasped his feet, and worshiped him. 10 Then Jesus said to them, “Don’t be afraid! Go tell my brothers to leave for Galilee, and they will see me there.”
superposition about 2 months ago
Gods that died and resurrected
From sources across the web
Osiris
Dionysus
Adonis
Tammuz
Attis
Baal
Jesus
Krishna
Odin
Quetzalcoatl
Zalmoxis
Asclepius
Baldr
Inanna
Romulus
smithsilverstrea about 2 months ago
I hope that is not Trump on Nov 5, 2024.
The Nodding Head about 2 months ago
WWJD? By the Book of Goodwyn, display sanctimony one day a year and spread vitriol, hatred, and lies on all the others. Hallelujah!
Jack7528 about 2 months ago
Love it, some of the cartoonist are really inspiring this weekend.
Sun about 2 months ago
Everyone hopes that a Republican will be voted in to rise against Joe Biden for the 2024 election. Vote Republican 2024
TheBigPickle about 2 months ago
He is risen indeed!
ShadowMaster about 2 months ago
Nice comic today. Have a blessed Easter all.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
Unfortunately people are forgetting Him more and more. Forgetting He is our savior…..sad!
Haukki about 2 months ago
Didn’t somebody once say something akin to Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe…..?
cracker65 about 2 months ago
This is hilarious. Someone who claims to follow Jesus supports someone who, if you read and believe what the Bible says in revelations about the anti Christ, is a dead ringer. Religious people don’t live in the real world.
Waittilnxyr about 2 months ago
This is beautiful. He is not here, He is risen.
superposition about 2 months ago
If only the love/inclusion/acceptance of the New Testament hadn’t withered/died and been replaced by the angry vengeful Old Testament …
Kurtass Premium Member about 2 months ago
As my daughter says, “Zombie Jesus”. As Father John Misty says, “Save Me White Jesus”.
Jon mcalexander Premium Member about 2 months ago
He is Risen indeed! Alleluia!!!
ferddo about 2 months ago
If Jesus’s teachings are too woke for some conservatives to value, do they celebrate Easter?
Joe1962 Premium Member about 2 months ago
God has risen
tzid about 2 months ago
But we preach Christ crucified, unto the Jews a stumblingblock, and unto the Greeks foolishness;24 But unto them which are called, both Jews and Greeks, Christ the power of God, and the wisdom of God. I Corinthians 1:23,24
daisypekin01 about 2 months ago
AMEN!
Benaiah67 about 2 months ago
I notice the left attacks Christianity but does not attack Islam – I therefore conclude the conviction of the Holy Spirit is bringing to bear on their lives to turn is Christ is indeed an inward as Jesus calls them to him they scream insults at him – not his followers – I pray the work of the Holy Spirit will bring them to Christ as there is no other way for them to know peace with God. No other religion has God drawing them to Him therefore other religions hold no appeal to them so they must attack Jesus as they continue to resist and deny Him.
“Up from the grave He arose, with a mighty triumph oer His foes…”Happy Easter.
vwmdabbler75 about 2 months ago
…and?
Zuhl's Wife about 2 months ago
So tell us, brainwashed MAGAs, is that guy really “the Chosen One sent by God?”
Or maybe you’re just faking it, out of pure hatred, avarice, and political grievance?
Don’t bother. It’s rhetorical. We all know the answer.