Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 20, 2024

Is he afraid she will runaway if he lets her hold the credit cards?

He’s been exposed as the lying hypocrite he is—just like most politicians!

I watched a rerun of FAMILY FEUD, where one question was “Where would you find many boobs?”

One of the answers was “In Congress”. Not even Steve Harvey could come up with a funny retort!!

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“lovely, young”? !

Actually, his wife is at home, watching C-SPAN 2, and she’s very interested in seeing who his “work wife” is.

The stereotypical Republican businessman.

Bloomies?

If you’re going to sell yourself out to the moneyed interests, you might as well spend the money attracting someone young so you can feel less old and irrelevant.

Next, she’ll be shopping at Needless Markups

It’s as if Melania showed up while Stormy was testifying. “Yeah, sister, I know what you mean about that mushroom!”

I think that was the last “president”. Again, what prescience!

“What are you going to buy?”

“Bloomingdale’s.”

I have a trophy wife. “Last Place.”