Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for April 21, 2024

Character? Has he been talking to Calvin’s Dad?

And Dad’s quite the character, all right.

Better idea? Try finishing the daily crossword.

Kevin is learning quickly!

That’s not a sneeze, that’s showmanship.

Nicely done, with great sound effects!

My dad’s sneezing sounds like a foghorn.

Very few things are quite as loud as any dad sneezing.

Wow, my dad never does all that. He just sneezes very loudly.

What about Krystal saying she’d rather hear the body snatchers idea?

Those loud sneezes are holdovers ancient times, intended to frighten off predators, and perhaps raise the dead.

OMG, dad? Is that you?

My dad likes to congratulate “good” sneezes. I like to comment on the local explosion.

Big Deal!

LOL