He also seems to have a case of Jiminy Rickets…
Does it really have to be career ending? Maybe he could grow himself a replacement by lying – Geppetto could use it for a nose “tissue” transplant on/for Pinocchio’s lower leg and foot.
He could always sell his new growth of noses for pointer sticks.
He’s fixable.
Wooden you know it? They’ll need to bring in a second string player to replace him.
Fortunately for him, he’s not a real boy, so Geppetto can just carve him a new leg.
‘Wooden’ want to be him!
I keep wondering if anybody ever read the entire story. Pinocchio becomes a real boy at the end.
Slap some duct tape around it and play on!
He’s nominated for the John Wooden award this season.
Don’t let a little insect infestation keep him fulfilling his dream.
He can forget about driving to his left…..!
They’re just pulling his leg
comixbomix 3 months ago
He also seems to have a case of Jiminy Rickets…
Doug K 3 months ago
Does it really have to be career ending? Maybe he could grow himself a replacement by lying – Geppetto could use it for a nose “tissue” transplant on/for Pinocchio’s lower leg and foot.
Zebrastripes 3 months ago
He could always sell his new growth of noses for pointer sticks.
Spence12 Premium Member 3 months ago
He’s fixable.
P51Strega 3 months ago
Wooden you know it? They’ll need to bring in a second string player to replace him.
jonescientific 3 months ago
Fortunately for him, he’s not a real boy, so Geppetto can just carve him a new leg.
tee929 3 months ago
‘Wooden’ want to be him!
Alicia1955 3 months ago
I keep wondering if anybody ever read the entire story. Pinocchio becomes a real boy at the end.
amxchester 3 months ago
Slap some duct tape around it and play on!
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
He’s nominated for the John Wooden award this season.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Don’t let a little insect infestation keep him fulfilling his dream.
yimhere 3 months ago
He can forget about driving to his left…..!
geese28 3 months ago
They’re just pulling his leg