Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for March 04, 2024

‘Feral’ implies that at some point they were domesticated.

Remember, always spay or neuter your lawyer.

No Women Lawyers? I’ve met Sharks of both Genders.

That’s where the Orange Vomit recruits it’s lawyers!

Welcome to the Jungle! We play legal games. Skip the fine print, sign away your rights, we’ll own all that’s in your name…

Anyone here named Sue?

Is it my imagination, or is the hate on lawyers more rampant and vicious ever since, oh, I dunno, 2016?

Actually, most of the lawyers I know have fled downtown Seattle just like everyone else who doesn’t want to get assaulted or get their car vandalized.

There are a few that no one has to worry about any longer — Rudy and Sydney and some others.

First, the Wiley Bears, then this!! What is the world coming to?!?

Are you sure the feral lawyers aren’t hiding from Orange Traitor?

They’re just waiting for an ambulance to go by.

There’s R2-D2 in a state of sexual arousal getting ready to visit the play for pay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) trash bin in the alley, again.

It’s feral teenagers we have to wood about around here.

Crummy invasive species!

Send them to fight in Ukraine. Those russkis won’t know what’s hit ’em.

They’re considered varmints in most states. No hunting license required, no bag limit.

That’s giving the legal profession another bad name.

Why can’t Wiley even imagine that a lawyer is not a White man?

The lawyer behind the middle awning looks like Kilroy. Anyone remember him?

When my son was considering law school, I suggested he become a pimp, since pimps have higher ethical standards and do more to help society.

I figured it was lawyers as I scanned the ’toon before I got to the sign.

Our bi-vocational priest at our church is a lawyer. He is an excellent priest.

Everybody likes to make fun of lawyers until they actually need one. (Sorry, sorry, there I go letting reality intrude again. I promise to try harder in the future to ignore it.)

Hey, this bunch has moved up in the world; crawled out from under their rocks.

‘Feral lawyers’. Somewhat redundant.

99% of the lawyers give the rest of them a bad name.

That must be by 725 5th Ave in Manhattan.

The only ones missing are the large number who live in the sewer…..

Take a deep breath and smile. It’s a comic strip.

I’ve yet to see that sign. Generally it’s “every man (woman) for himself (herself)”; or just “caveat emptor” – you get what you pay for, or ‘what you see is what you get’.

I think it is just that so many “qualified lawyers” are shills. Trump was more than surprised when he found out he wasn’t getting a jury trial in his fraud case involving his businesses. The lawyers “forgot” to file for a jury trial and at that stage, THERE IS NOT FRIGGIN’ DO OVER!

They bite! Hard!

Feral Lawyers are much more dangerous than Wiley Bears.

Call in The Wiley Bears and let them feast