Family Tree by Signe Wilkinson for May 10, 2024
May 09, 2024
May 11, 2024
Transcript:
"Mother, help me! Twig's become a vegetarian!" "You should be sympathetic." "Why? I'm the cook." "At her age, you were a vegetarian for 64 days, 4 hours and 35 minutes." "How do you remember?" "I was the cook." "I'm retroactively sympathetic, but only for 64 days."
ladykat 24 days ago
If it bothers you that much, Mom, tell Twig to cook her own meals. There’s nothing wrong with vegetarian food.
Carl Premium Member 24 days ago
You don’t have to be the cook.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member 21 days ago
What about the remaining 4 hours and 34 …ERM, 35 minutes?