I finally got around to watching, on DVD, the 2021 movie Cyrano, starring Peter Dinklage. In the film, Cyrano’s gross deviation from the ideal of physical handsomeness wasn’t a huge nose (as in 1987’s Roxanne, with Steve Martin) but dwarfism. The performances were fine, and the costuming was excellent. The sets (as you’d expect from an adaptation of a stage musical) were quite limited and thus only semi-realistic. The score was uniformly insipid and uninspiring.
I quite admire Dinklage’s work, ever since I first saw him in The Station Agent, and I’m sorry that he can’t seem to find roles other than tired tropes like the munchkins in The Wizard of Oz or the ooompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. For a little person, something like the epic TV series Game of Thrones must’ve seemed like manna from heaven.
C over 1 year ago
That’s not how a kerat-otomy is supposed to work
sirbadger over 1 year ago
They also teach you how to moon-walk on an icy sidewalk.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodAmoeba over 1 year ago
He left out the “t” in “Costmetic”.
oldpine52 over 1 year ago
At least he’s a Dr. instead of a Rabbi.
eastern.woods.metal over 1 year ago
Had to laugh at the doctor’s name on the door
braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago
One o’ them slice of life cartoons.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
At least he doesn’t do circumcisions.
boneroller42 over 1 year ago
I like the Doc’s name!
Doug K over 1 year ago
Cheaper than rhinoplasty – a rhinectomy.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray over 1 year ago
This is almost underground cartoon quality. :-D
Packratjohn Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s changed his name. Back in the old country, he was Dr. Hackettov
oakie817 over 1 year ago
nothing to sneeze at
Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago
At first glance The Count thought it was his winky. Give it up. You did, too.
phredturner over 1 year ago
I’m not going to ask what body part that is on the sidewalk
unfair.de over 1 year ago
freezing it and just whack off anything unwanted.
Doug K over 1 year ago
Not happy with your appearance – Cut off your nose to spite your face.
For a Just and Peaceful World over 1 year ago
Nose jobs, 50% off.
WickWire64 over 1 year ago
He said “Got your nose!” to a crowd of horrified children
monya_43 over 1 year ago
It’s not all about cutting things off. Some “things” get inflated/enhanced.
KEA over 1 year ago
Dr. Hackett… bwahahaha!
ladykat over 1 year ago
That’s one heckuva nose job!
mindjob over 1 year ago
He’s smart for not putting Madonna’s picture in the window
poppacapsmokeblower over 1 year ago
I always worried when I read ads for, “Cosmetic surgery, 30% off.” I can’t afford to lose thirty percent of any body part.
paranormal over 1 year ago
He’ll hackett off for good!!!
mwksix over 1 year ago
Stick on his forehead and you’ll have a rhino-plasty!
Kilrwat Premium Member over 1 year ago
“Just the tip!”
Holden Awn over 1 year ago
The one on the ground was not cut from his nose. The sign helps cover the wound while it er, heals.
FassEddie over 1 year ago
Hey! Laugh if you want, but look how good a job he did on Madonna!
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
W. E. Lovett!
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
I finally got around to watching, on DVD, the 2021 movie Cyrano, starring Peter Dinklage. In the film, Cyrano’s gross deviation from the ideal of physical handsomeness wasn’t a huge nose (as in 1987’s Roxanne, with Steve Martin) but dwarfism. The performances were fine, and the costuming was excellent. The sets (as you’d expect from an adaptation of a stage musical) were quite limited and thus only semi-realistic. The score was uniformly insipid and uninspiring.
I quite admire Dinklage’s work, ever since I first saw him in The Station Agent, and I’m sorry that he can’t seem to find roles other than tired tropes like the munchkins in The Wizard of Oz or the ooompa loompas in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. For a little person, something like the epic TV series Game of Thrones must’ve seemed like manna from heaven.
T... over 1 year ago
Very funny, belly laugh…
Kabana_Bhoy over 1 year ago
This is what you get with in-house advertising.
6turtle9 over 1 year ago
Nose job or a snow job?
DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago
Dr. Will E. Hacket. Heh.
keenanthelibrarian over 1 year ago
I think the snowman looks better that way …
KevinCarson over 1 year ago
I just hope the carrot was his nose and not… something else