Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for December 11, 2022

Yeah?

Just my theory, maybe people at a party don’t like to be around a dude who doesn’t wear any pants or underwear and when he can’t help to f@rt the uncovered blast just smells that much worse?

Every year we lose more from the graduating class..

Got the notice for our 60th reunion a few months ago. Does it make sense to anyone else to drive 1200 miles and stay in a motel in order to talk to people that you wouldn’t have walked across the street to talk to 60 years ago?

He just described marriage.

I’ve never been to a high school reunion. The few people I got along with in school, I’m still in contact with. The rest, I could care less about seeing.

Another bug going around.

“Well, do you ever get the feeling that the story’s too darn real and in the present tense?Or that everybody’s on the stage, and it seems like you’re the only person sitting in the audience?”

Had to change one word from the actual quote, guess which one was so heinous the nannies forbade it.