Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for April 26, 2024

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richard's poor almanac - by richard thompson the mozart finger puppet an almanac exclusive! just in time for wolfgang a. mozart's 250th birthday (jan. 27th) we present this mozart finger puppet! everyone knows mozart makes you smarter! cut out & assemble puppet, slip it on your finger & instantly you'll feel the en-lightening power of mozart's musical genius! realistic wig action cut here stylish doily-bib thing "classical" hair scrunchy bonus sheet music tape here tape here man: i've increased my i.q. by 20 points, deepened my understanding of man & the universe and stopped watch-ing fox news! woman: and i've picked up a lot of really filthy jokes in the original german! wow!