Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 19, 2024

“Sharp” turns ahead.

Well, now we know where Steve Irwin got his ideas from.

One crocodile handbag coming up.

Well there goes another crocodile. Says your prayers, Gimla God!

Tarzan’s “One Note Samba.”

Knife or no knife?

Thank goodness all of the crocodile worshippers were too bashful to throw a spear at the blasphemer.

Ironically, both Tarzan and Gimla were knocked out cold as their noses collided with each other.

Tarzan is like " Where is that blasted monkey with the reinforcements!, Work Work Work, Hello boys!"

Somebody is getting a new pair of shoes, wallet and handbag!

The angry spectators call PETA and complain about the big mean savage who picks on their nice, peaceful croc.

" One, two! And through and through. The vorpal blade went snicker-snack! He left it dead, and with its head, He went galumphing back"—-The Jabberwocky by Lewis Carrol (Gimla doesn’t have a chance!)

Never a fast thinker, Maamuu said, who you calling Gimla, ya big…Dimla.

“Kreegah , Gimla ! “ translation : up here dummy !

Time to dance to the crocodile rock

Gimla Ma-Amu has got nice, big, white teeth in its maw. Must have been to the dentist recently for a cleaning. Like I have said for days….Jane will have a new handbag and pair of Ma-Amu shoes when this is over. I was hoping that Toom would join the party by now…….

As the crocodile opened its mouth to swallow Tarzan whole, Tarzan smiled as he drew out his knife and thought, “It works every time. This way I do not even have to make holes in the hide. I can just swim out of his open mouth after I’ve finished”

Gimla’s thought balloon: I was assured I had a private booking for this pool! I am giving this place such a bad review on Yelp!