Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for April 02, 2023

Lord of the “Wise”.

Here are the questions answered:

-Yup! I do run through the jungle bearfoot – but only if I catch a bear to get me his feet…

- Weeell, “Umgowah” means “#%$;&$÷”, but I really don’t know how to get this past the GC- word police…

- Why waste time and talk to fish, man? They talk such boring bilge you’ll soon sleep with the fishes…

Yeah! I know Indy, but his breath was even worse than that of any lion I lay hands on, tell ya!

“Big Apple University”. Sounds rotten to the core……

So this is what Tarzan here to teach em eh.

Schaller had other commitments, so they had to settle for Tarzan.

Hey there doppelganger Trumpster dumpster…..how’s about a long prison sentence in Rikers Island for you and your militaristic stooge!

“You know how last time I had a bowel movement? This time I have an idea!”

Where would they have heard of umgowah?

Hylobate is the Gibbon family. Not sure what Beringsi references.

Whoever wrote this had obviously never been to NYC. Any cabbie worth his medallion would’ve run right over Tarzan.

The Smart Guys want to exploit Tarzan? I think they’re in for a Revelation….