Garfield by Jim Davis for July 01, 2021

So helpful!

DOG GONE IT, Garfield … what’s Odie going to eat now ?

That’s why he eats everyone elses food, it’s like revenge for putting Garfield on diet in the first place.

GLUTtonous free diet.

So, picanic baskets don’t count too, eh.

That’s big brain

It seems that people that cheat on their diet have all sorts of weird excuses.

Ha ha . I always eat my wife Shireens meatloaf right off of her plaet when she isnt looking ! In 43years she has never noticed

The famous seafood diet, see food and eat it…

If I have to stay on a diet, I do not go in a pizza place. At least, not in the usual one…

You must be desperate for food if you’re eating what Odie eats!

Remember folks this only works if you don’t get caught. Its the moon walking bear trick, Get every one to distracted that they don’t see a bear moon walk threw the room. Then again this is a comic/cartoon where hyjink ensue sometimes. So a moon walking bear might be your typical Tuesday…

They don’t count for that person either since they got to eat nothing.

Garf, now you’re desperate.

If he stole Snoopy’s supperdishCharlie Brown will send Snoopy to attack.

And yet you can gain 2 pounds by just looking at a plate of donuts!

I wonder if that’s true? but for the life of me I better not try unless I wanna be on the menu. :(

Looks like Odie’s the one on a diet now.

It’s like having a beer for your friend when they can’t make it out with you. The one you have for them doesn’t count (as long as you have a DD).

So that is why my wife always ate off my plate

I thought Garfield didn’t like dog food

hmm….I’ll buy that reasoning.

Oh wat lol

Duly noted

HA good one Garfield.

I wish…

Today’s tip from a 750 pound cat.

Must be desperate to eat dog food

Forget it, Garfield, you’re still going to get the calories from eating someone else’s food.

And carrot cake counts as a vegetable…

That’s the only way to survive a diet.

Roz Russell – “Night Court”

is Garfield trying to revive “Hot In Cleaveland”?

Good to know and a good rule to live by if you are trying to lose weight…

I’m surprised that Garfield would want to eat the slop that is served as dog food… He normally has a palate for lasagna and finer quality foods! If he realized what he just ate, he’d throw up and fast for a week; provided he didn’t get food poisoning!!!

Special Occasion foods don’t have any calories, either. You know, birthdays, holidays, weddings, days that end in “Y”, stuff like that.

If the cookie breaks, all the calories fall out.

Hoo boy…………

We used to have a bakery that made larger than average donuts and sweet rolls. The woman behind the counter assured me that the bakers did not put any calories in their goodies. She saw them use flour, shortening, sugar, and other things, but never any calories.

When people on diets start feeling sad, they go to their happy place. The fridge.

Snoopy checking a diet book for Woodstock, “How many calories are there in a bread crumb?”