Despair tries to hard. Lightening up doesn’t work.
Perhaps she should cut back to only one chocolate cake a day.
If she would truly believe that she doesn’t have to wear that red dress, life will be less complicated.
with that hair-do ma’am – you will light up in no time …
Well, Roxanne, try using some lights that aren’t red…
(¬_¬)
(“Roxanne” by The Police)
Helium Roxanne, Get some of those helium balloons from Ballard St groceries and such. A few to attach to your dress and a few to suck the contents out.
Roxanne’s diet has failed.
Good morning Balladeers!
Hope that tea is decaffeinated.
Roxie, you’re an honest and conscientious soul — so, repeat after me:
I filed on time, i doublechecked my math, the odds of getting audited are near zero…
You go girl!
She don’t have to put on the red light…
Roxanne looks like she needs to try a fast-acting laxative.
Is that a BUNNY on her necklace? (Hiya Happyx3!!!)
Pressure, pushing down on me pushing down on you.
Flatulence with a ”surprise”…
Switch from Red Zinger to Sleepy Time or Chamomile.
Caffeine is your friend, Roxie.
Roxanne has a past that weighs heavily on her.
marilynnbyerly about 2 months ago
Despair tries to hard. Lightening up doesn’t work.
oldpine52 about 2 months ago
Perhaps she should cut back to only one chocolate cake a day.
mywifeslover about 2 months ago
If she would truly believe that she doesn’t have to wear that red dress, life will be less complicated.
seanfear about 2 months ago
with that hair-do ma’am – you will light up in no time …
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
Well, Roxanne, try using some lights that aren’t red…
(¬_¬)
(“Roxanne” by The Police)
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
Helium Roxanne, Get some of those helium balloons from Ballard St groceries and such. A few to attach to your dress and a few to suck the contents out.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Roxanne’s diet has failed.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Hope that tea is decaffeinated.
Captain Oblivious about 2 months ago
Roxie, you’re an honest and conscientious soul — so, repeat after me:
I filed on time, i doublechecked my math, the odds of getting audited are near zero…
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
You go girl!
randybrewer Premium Member about 2 months ago
She don’t have to put on the red light…
cfkelley about 2 months ago
Roxanne looks like she needs to try a fast-acting laxative.
Impkins Premium Member about 2 months ago
Is that a BUNNY on her necklace? (Hiya Happyx3!!!)
cracker65 about 2 months ago
Pressure, pushing down on me pushing down on you.
BaconBoyCamper about 2 months ago
Flatulence with a ”surprise”…
WCraft Premium Member about 2 months ago
Switch from Red Zinger to Sleepy Time or Chamomile.
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
Caffeine is your friend, Roxie.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Roxanne has a past that weighs heavily on her.