Man: So you see, Mr. Quigley, your mood is actually quite good. In fact, you're, well, as happy as a clam!
It’s hard to argue against facts. He should learn to smile more if he’s so happy.
So, if you’re happy and you know it you’re a clam?
Mr. Quigley wished that he had died,
Which was not what the doctor implied.
The misdiagnosis
Means doc didn’t know this:
It’s “Happy as a clam AT HIGH TIDE”
Life’s a beach.
I thought Quigley was down under.
Must be high tide!
But what makes clams so happy?
Just how happy are clams?
I heard that expression had something to do with a part of a woman’s anatomy. Do you suppose it’s true?
As happy as a clam that’s probably dead.
August 21, 2015
macky87 over 7 years ago
It’s hard to argue against facts. He should learn to smile more if he’s so happy.
nosirrom over 7 years ago
So, if you’re happy and you know it you’re a clam?
Limerick Larry over 7 years ago
Mr. Quigley wished that he had died,
Which was not what the doctor implied.
The misdiagnosis
Means doc didn’t know this:
It’s “Happy as a clam AT HIGH TIDE”
gammaguy over 7 years ago
Life’s a beach.
whiteheron over 7 years ago
I thought Quigley was down under.
J Short over 7 years ago
joe piglet Premium Member over 7 years ago
Must be high tide!
xeacons over 7 years ago
But what makes clams so happy?
donut reply over 7 years ago
Just how happy are clams?
Qiset over 7 years ago
I heard that expression had something to do with a part of a woman’s anatomy. Do you suppose it’s true?
richardj over 7 years ago
As happy as a clam that’s probably dead.