Imagine This by Lucas Turnbloom for January 09, 2015

Just think what the hookers and dealers have to deal with.

Well at least they’re successful at what they do.

Is that so? It looks like business is good in the neighborhood! Of course it depends of which side of the law you are…

Well done doc

And Clovis trying to figure out how he can get on the money train.

Uh oh. Did the meth dealer grab Darin? If so, Clovis-Rex may emerge to get him back. Clovis is hungry and doesn’t feel like making dinner.

Clovis is having that feeling again. Darin hasn’t fed him in a day. The meth dealer up the street will be paying dearly for this. Clovis can already feel the anger. Clovis-Rex is about to return.

So, it is Monday already. Where is Lucas? I brought cookies for everybody…

Clovis is transforming into Clovis-Rex very quickly. He is now starving and growing at the same time. A roar escapes his mouth. He will find Darin so that Darin can feed him. He looks around and suddenly sees Robert the plant. Robert the Plant didn’t have a chance. One quick chomp. Poor Robert the Plant. Rest in peace.

Roberta The Plant has seen what Clovis-Rex did to her husband. She has placed a call to Calvin and Hobbes. Clovis-Rex is back and must be stopped. She tells her children, “Don’t worry, I will get a clone of your father growing in just a few minutes”. Susie picks up the phone. Does she dare let her daughter, Bacon, know about it?

Mmm, Lucas still missing. Does anybody want cookies? Eat them while they are fresh!

And pthbbbt, he was gone.

Clovis-Rex happens across the local beer and wine store. He is thirsty. The first thing he sees is a bottle of vodka. He takes a big drink. Suddenly, he starts to shrink. He screams. Calvin and Hobbes have arrived and have seen what happened. Hobbes grabs Clovis-Rex and Calvin ours the vodka down the throat of Clovis-Rex. He slowly turns back to just plain Clovis. Clovis now is addicted to vodka. Calvin flies him back home to be his normal mean self..The end. Maybe.