FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 15, 1992

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Andy: Roger, what kind of Christmas lights ARE these? Roger: Ah, you already notice a difference. Presenting the Noel-Blaster series 250XB Outdoor Holiday Light string. Each 250-foot cable features over 500 60-watt halogen bulbs sealed in colorful and airtight plastic housings. Guaranteed to wake up the neighbors. Andy: Fire trucks have a way of doing that, yes. Roger: What do you suppose they mean by "certified electrician"?